WHITE SOX (PINCHING MY NOSE)

Well, the Twins could have done it today in the AL Central tie-breaker. Coulda woulda shoulda. Held the stinky White Sox in check, sent them back to that part of Chicago where people eat whole bags of White Castle burger-lettes for dinner and call it a night out. Yuk. Terrible broadcasters, booooring AL baseball, a ballpark full of regressive drunks and intellectually impoverished boors. Thank god we're not talking about American politics!

Give me the Northside any day. Wrigleyville: home of the Cubs!