BRING ON THE GALACTIC DRAMA!

I know, given the utter disappointment of Phantom Menace and the only slightly more engrossing Attack of the Clones, that any diatribe from a lifelong Star Wars fan about the imminent brilliance of Revenge of the Sith will fall on deaf ears. And rightly so.

But let that not stop me from leaping like a little girl for joy at the release today of the official trailer for the upcoming -- and final -- Star Wars movie. It debuted on that wretched piece of TV shit called The O.C., which I didn't have to endure since my housemate taped it through the digital receiver of his PC (go tech geeks!). Not moments after it debuted on TV, it appeared on the Star Wars site. Yup, I've watched it about five times...and the night is young.