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Did you know that Bush and Kerry are fighting like girls over the latter's war record? Did you know that? Did you read about it, see it on TV, or read about it or see it on TV? Did you? Well, did you? That dwarf John McCain sure read about it. You'd better, too, since it's really really important.
And did you know that Windows XP SP2 is flawed, but that's it's now available with lots of helper text so that you understand the flaws and can install the flawed product anyway? Did you see that on TV? Or read about it in six or seven hundred different places?
How about Najaf? And that feeble old lizard, the Pope? Or Margaret Thatcher's naughty son? Or Kobe Bryant or that Petersen fellow? Or drugs in Athens, or, if you prefer, arrogant, snotty athletes in Athens? Oh, Matt Lauer, you're just so damned hip. It hurts.
This just in. Dave Matthews Band and Danny Glover are sent to the hoosegow, where they've become open lovers.
Explosions, West Nile, downed airliners, and other shit on page 2.
And did you know that Windows XP SP2 is flawed, but that's it's now available with lots of helper text so that you understand the flaws and can install the flawed product anyway? Did you see that on TV? Or read about it in six or seven hundred different places?
How about Najaf? And that feeble old lizard, the Pope? Or Margaret Thatcher's naughty son? Or Kobe Bryant or that Petersen fellow? Or drugs in Athens, or, if you prefer, arrogant, snotty athletes in Athens? Oh, Matt Lauer, you're just so damned hip. It hurts.
This just in. Dave Matthews Band and Danny Glover are sent to the hoosegow, where they've become open lovers.
Explosions, West Nile, downed airliners, and other shit on page 2.
posted by Andrew @ 11:57 AM
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1 Comments:
No shit! I was waiting for a coffee at Starbucks, getting an eye-full of the scantily clad women's beach volleyball team splashed over the entire top-half of the local front page and I picked up the paper to see if anything interesting was going on in the bottom-half (okay, I was looking for more photographs). Hey, look at this tiny little sidebar: two Russian passenger planes went down nearly simultaneously, one of them signaled a hijacking alert. Go to page 10 to read more. Worthless! --erikman
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