STAR WARS' END DAYS

Lucasfilm released the title of the new and final Star Wars flick, the last of the prequels, the movie that directly precedes the original 1977 Star Wars (which I refuse to call by its gay name), the story that captures Darth Vader's exact origins.

Revenge of the Sith. May 19, 2005.

Bring it on, George. You may have lost your cool cachet with the two most recent movies, but I'm there for you, light sabres in hand.