YOU'RE SO CUTE!

What's up with the Baltimore Orioles? There doesn't seem to be a cute guy on their roster. Sure, there's that squeaky little pudge-muffin, Bigbie, but he I could easily throw out of bed.

Baseball, for all its statistical and one-on-one conflict scenarios, just isn't the same when there aren't enough hotties in tight pants heaving manly in the spotlight.

Ooo, I feel dizzy.