WHAT MARRIAGE IS FOR

Thought I'd tramp on over to enemy territory -- The Weekly Standard -- just to remind myself that they're as myopic, hysterical, and spin-crazy as the people in my own general ideological posse. Get this, regarding the increasingly tiresome same-sex debate (which, I predict, is about to get yet another hardcore government smackdown):

Even when a man marries an older woman and they do not adopt, his marriage helps protect children. How? His marriage means, if he keeps his vows, that he will not produce out-of-wedlock children.

What?