THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY...

...Pipsqueak Gumby geek Ashton Kutcher criticizing Christopher Reeve's career. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah, Ashton, actually I can answer your question, and in detail. Just because you can't doesn't make you any cooler or less of an asshat. God, I've got to stop reading deepcelebritythoughts.com.