IS THAT A HOAGIE IN YOUR POCKET?

In the interests of not overreacting to this, you could complain that Joe's Hair Salon and Eatery down the road does not allow you to bring in food from the outside. But your argument would fall apart quickly when you recognize and value the difference between a company policy and a federal-government intervention. The latest wan application of Homeland Security characterizes a direct, inappropriate, and utterly asinine exercise of the federal government's vast power.