KYLIE MINOGUE IS A TEENAGER
I guess there's a massive number of men who find Kylie Minogue, Australia's answer to Madonna, sexy and shagable. I think she looks like a prostitute and her music is a bore. But get this: Hollywood is making -- don't laugh -- Grease 3, which will reunite John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John 20 years after the events of the original Grease (dropping them squarely in the disco era). Minogue will portray their "teenage" daughter, despite the fact that she's 34 years old, 4 years older than Olivia was when she portrayed Sandy. Whatever. I think I'd rather watch CNN's glorification of the U.S. siege of Iraq than this potential stinker.